Ab tak The Magicians mein.
Everett hedges ko chupkay se nikaalne ki koshish kar raha hai.
Yeh bilkul waisa hee kuch hai.
-Everett aisa kyun... -Tum se jhoot bola jaa raha hai.
Hum yahan Mayakovsky ke saath parhne aaye hain.
Khair, main ne suna hai woh paagal hai.
Tum ne ghalat suna hai.
Tou ruko, tou tum ne Mayakovsky ko aik bhaalo bana diya?
Main madad kar sakti hoon.
Mujhe yahan rukne dou.
Tum ne meri jaan bachayi hai.
Tum meri zindagi 50 martaba bacha sakti ho
aur uss se bhi humaare beech jo hai woh nahin badlega.
Alvidah, Alice.
Hum Poison Room mein woh kitaabein rakhte hain
jo awaam keliye bohot khatarnaak hoti hain.
Tumhein The Binder ko dhoondna hoga.
Yeh Mirror World mein tha.
Aur main ne suna tum The Binder ko dhoond rahi ho, tou…
Laanat.
The Foremost ne unhein bachaya...
...khaas hathiyaaron se jo asar ko torrtay hain.
Woh unhein ice axes kehtay hain aur mere khayal
se yeh license kehne ka naya andaaz hai.
Humaare paas shayad Eliot ko bachane ka mauqa ho.
Lekin Hot and Dumb ko baat samajh hee nahin aarahi thi.
Aur tab main ne The Foreskin se kaha,
"New Desert Order mein khush aamdeed."
"Yeh tumhare liye kaafi bura hoga."
Waah, tum inn kulhaariyon ki khaatir kaafi kuch kar gayi.
Inko inke naam se bulaao.
Sorrow...
...aur Sorrow.
Acha hai.
Tumhein yeh kulhaariyaan kahan se mili?
Theek hai. Main aik baar phir se sunaati hoon.
Tou main keh rahi hoon, "New Desert Order mein khush aamdeed."
"Tumhare liye kaafi bura hoga."
Kya bura hoga?
Yeh kahani aik baar phir se sunaana.
Aur tou main ne kaha, "New Desert Order mein khush aamdeed."
"Tumhare liye kaafi bura hoga."
Kya chal raha hai yahan?
Main aik smoothie lene jaa rahi hun.
Tum gadhon sambhaalo isay.
Waqayi, tum ne itna waqt guzaara sehra mein...
...aur tumhein yeh khayal kabhi nahin aaya?
Hum Khuda ke jaise darindon se nibat rahe hain.
Jo logon par charh jaatay hain.
Yeh kulhaariyaan roohein nikaalti hain aur
phir hum unhein botlon mein band kardeinge.
Bam! Bhaar mein jaaye sab.
Woh sirf yeh keh raha hai ke woh bohot zyaada taaqatwar hain.
Mujhe nahin lagta tumhari botlon mein woh band hosakeinge.
Woh darinday humaare peechhe aarahe hain.
Kaam chalao issay!
Acha, lekin kaise?
Hum aik yakja karne wala mantar parhte hain bottle par?
Shukriya!
Mujhe nahin pata yeh kya hai, lekin mujhe ab tum se kam nafrat horahi hai.
Yeh aik tareeqa hai kisi cheez ya rooh ko aik jagah par giraane keliye.
Yeh aik fourth dimensional paperweight ki tarah hai.
Mayakovsky kayi saalon tak aik aise mantar mein phansa hua tha.
Humein bas unn darindon ko tumhari bottles mein giraana hai...
...itni dair keliye ke unn se jaan chhoot jaaye.
Zabardast. Chalo karte hain phir yeh!
Tou kis ko yakja karne wala mantar aata hai?
Main ne yakja karne wala mantar parha tha Mayakovsky par,
lekin mantar main ne khud nahin likha tha.
Tou kis ne likha tha?
Mayakovsky ne.
Usay maloom nahin tha ke main uss par istemaal karne waala hoon.
Woh waahid shakhs tha jo woh mantar likh sakta tha
jis ko woh na torr sakay.
Woh yakja karne wale manter ke baaray mein
sab se zyaada jaanta hai.
Tumhein aik Khuda ko qaid karne keliye aik mantar chaahiye tha na?
Khair, wohi asal maahir hai.
Lekin woh aik bhaaloo bhi hai.
Nahin.
Tou, jab jaadu waapis aagaya,
woh waapis insaan ban gaya.
Uski biwi ki badqismati se.
Tou ab woh kahan hai?
Woh waapis Brakebills South chala gaya?
Mera matlab, kyun?
Brakebills usay istemaal nahin kar raha.
Itna jaadu nahin hai ke woh zinda bach sake.
Yeh bohot mushkil se pata chala mujhe.
First Years ki rooh ko sukoon milay.
Tou mere khayal se humein wahan jaa kar Mayakovsky se baat karni hogi?
Acha plan hai.
Tum dono uss budhay sharaabi se baat karo.
Nahin.
Ruko, Margo… Margo.
Hey, Main ne...main… Yahan…
Mere aur Alice ke beech mein sab abhi bhi kaafi ajeeb hai
aur main... Main bas soch raha tha...
Aur main abhi bhi sehra ki rait apne jism se dho rahi hoon, acha?
Main Antarctica nahin jaarahi.
Thora jigra paida karo, Coldwater.
Ya Khuda, bohot thand hai.
Main apna scarf bhool gaya, tou ab qismat tumhara saath de.
Agar tumhein yeh sun kar sukoon milta hai tou
mujhe bhi tumhare saath akele nahin jaana.
Main ne aisa tou nahin kaha.
Haan kaha. Main ne suna tha tum Margo se keh rahe thay.
Chalo shuruaat jhoot bol kar nahin karte.
Acha, dekho. Main yahan nahin hona chaahta.
Lekin hum yahan hain. Tou chalo isko khatam karein.
Quentin?
Oh, laanat.
Professor?
Mayakovsky.
Professor?
Mayakovsky ne yeh apne saath khud kiya.
Uss ne aik mantar banaya apne hawaas ko aik doosre waqt
se badalne keliye.
Woh isay aik timeshare spell kehta tha.
Tou yeh humaara Mayakovsky nahin hai?
Dimaaghi taur par, nahin.
Iske notes aur maujooda haalat ke mutaabiq
yeh uss mustaqbil mein se hai jahan
...Mayakovsky ko dementia hai.
Zabardast.
Khair, yeh aik haadsa tha.
Iss ne mantar mein dou numbers ko ulat kar diya.
Tou ab hum isay waapis theek kaise karein?
Sirf yehi kar sakta hai.
Mera nahin khayal hum iski madad kar sakte hain, Quentin.
Hum shayad phans gaye hain.
Ya tou main uss se maazi mein jaa kar baat kar loon.
Tumhein Everett ki kitaab churaani hai Poison Room se?
Yehi aik tareeqa hai iss se aagay nikalne ka.
Lekin...
mujhe tumhari madad chaahiye.
Penny wahan jaane ki wajah se mar gaya.
Tou, nahin.
Main humein usmein daal kar nikaal sakti hoon baghair koi nuqsaan pohonchaaye.
Lekin protocol ke mutaabiq Librarians Poison Room mein joron mein jaatay hain.
Hifaazat keliye.
Fogg yeh kar sakta hai.
Badqismati se main Brakebills chhor kar nahin jaa sakta..
Library mere peechhe pari hai.
Unhon ne tou meri saari classrooms mein monitors lagane ki bhi dhamki di hai.
Henry ki baat mein dam hai.
Uss se bilawajah hum tawajjo ka markaz baneinge.
Oh, iss baat par tawajjo paregi ke yeh aik darpok hai?
Aap meri umar ke Magician nahin bantay, bachay
khud ki hifaazat karne ki samajh ke baghair.
Kady...
...please?
Mera matlab, agar yeh aik asal zabaan hai...
...yeh murda hai jiske baaray mein kabhi kisi ne nahin likha.
Shayad yeh koi zabaan nahin hai.
Shayad yeh...
kaaghaz ka kata hai!
Kameeni kitaab ne mujhe kaat liya!
Haan.
Yeh kitaab achanak se khaali kyun hogayi?
Hey, aik minute ruko.
Kya yeh likhaayi hai?
Mujhe samajh nahin aarahi.
Oh, mere Khuda.
Mere khayal se yeh Margo ke khoon se likhi gayi hai.
Isay khoon chaahiye? Mere paas khoon hai.
Abhi aayi.
Kya yeh?
Haan.
Yeh shark week hai.
Tum mere uterus ka shukar baad mein ada kardena.
Yeh Latin mein hai.
Main mantar nahin parh sakti.
Tum dekhlo.
Oh, chalo yaar.
The Binder unke saamne khara tha.
Aur woh usay ghoor rahe thay,
chamakti aankhon ke saath,
tou The Binder ne socha...
Kaafi dair lag gayi tum logon ko.
-Chaabi iske andar hai? -Haan.
Aur woh aik acquisitions meeting mein hai...
...jis se humein itna waqt mil jaayega ke hum iski naqal bana lein.
Acha, shukriya. Mujhe se baad mein aakar milna.
Everett!
Zelda?
Meeting kaisi rahi?
Lambi.
Main nikal aaya.
Tum yahan kya kar rahi ho?
Main soch rahi thi ke hum kuch baat karlein.
Tumhare office mein, agar hosakay.
Zaroor.
The Binder jaanta tha Julia ke paas bohot se sawaal hain.
Uski talaash nakaam rahi yeh dhoondne mein ke apni khudayi ko kaise haasil karay.
Usay jawaab maloom tha.
Hey, yeh kya zameer-e-ghayab aur zamana-e-yaad mein baat kar rahe ho?
The Binder ko andaaza nahin tha ke woh kis baaray mein baat kar rahi thi.
The Binder ne samjhaya ke uske paas jawaab thay.
Lekin uske liye unka jaanna zaroori tha ke woh kaise...
...aaya
The Binder behosh horaha tha.
Uski kitaab. Woh...
Woh kisi tarah...
pannay kho rahi thi.
Mere khayal se yeh toot gaya hai.
Kya bakwaas hai?
Yeh kab hua?
Mujhe nahin pata.
Woh aik second pehle sahi se baat kar raha tha.
Matlab apne hisaab se sahih se.
Khuda.
Kya bakwaas hai?
Fen, Tick?
Doston, abhi aik bohot ajeeb cheez hui hai.
Main aik biscuit kha raha tha, zameen se utha kar nahin...
...aur mujhe aik inkishaaf hua.
Abhi bhi theek hai.
Aakhri dafa dekhlo!
"Eating Out with Josh Hoberman" Scene 1, Take 1.
Marker.
Main kya kha raha hoon?
Lekin Fillory mein kisi ke paas bhi TV nahin hai...
...tou main iss par sawaal kyun utha raha hoon?
Action!
Koi bhi baker jo apne gluten ki qadar jaanta hai...
...yeh bhi jaanta hai ke biscuit ka mayaar apne maiday par mabni hota hai.
Usmein thora sa lavender jismein shehed ho daalein aur mujhe par bharosa karein.
Aap yeh seedha zameen se utha kar khaleinge.
Qismat ki hawaayein.
Woh mausam ke hisaab se bohot zyada jaldi aagayi hain.
Mere khayal se yeh aik ishaara hai ke Fillory museebat mein hai.
Qismat ki hawayein jaldi aagayi,
Lorian paudon ne jaanwaron ko khaamosh kar diya,
bohot saari Questing makhloqein hain.
Sach mein. Aisa lag raha hai ke Fillory ka ecosystem bilkul kharab hogaya hai.
Aur achi tarah nahin.
Dilchasp baat hai ke tum yeh keh rahe ho.
Zyada puraani baat nahin, hum ne aik Naiad ko qaid kiya tha...
...kuch kisaanon ke saath maamooli haatha paayi karne ke jurm mein.
Uss ne unmein se aik ki hadiyaan nikaal li thi.
Kaafi achi hai chhuri ke saath.
Ya Khuda!
Khair, mujhe yaad hai woh kuch keh rahi thi Fillory
ke Eco-system ke tabah hone ke baaray mein?
Lekin woh aantariyon se ghiri hui thi aur yeh bhulaana kaafi mushkil hota hai.
Guzar chuka hoon main bhi. Samajh sakta hoon.
Chalo uss se baat karte hain.
Acha.
Hello, Ismenie!
Main tumhare liye aaj kuch mehmaan laaya hoon.
Oh, Khuda!
Kya sirf mujhe hee The Ring-slash-ghussay jaisa kuch mehsoos horaha hai?
Woh aik naiad hai.
Tum sookhi chamri wale mujhe aziyat kyun dete ho?
Main tumhein khabardaar karne aayi thi.
Haan, haan.
Aur tum ne kuch kisaanon par hamla bhi kiya.
Woh main khabardaar hee kar rahi thi!
Woh mera paani chura rahe thay!
Meri rooh par hamla!
Yeh aik kuwain ki rakhwaali karti hai.
Agar tumhara khoon tumhare jism se baahir hota
aur beparwah log usay pee rahay hotay, uss mein
naha rahe hotay, paishaab kar rahe hotay tou?
Haan, khair, humein kuch sawaal poochhne hain.
Fillory ke ecosystem ke baaray mein.
Main ne tumhein pehle bhi bataya tha, woh paani se horaha hai.
Woh hil rahe hain.
Yeh Thirteenth ki ghalti hai.
The Thirteenth?
The Thirsty Thirteenth.
Uss ne humein pakarne ki koshish ki.
Humein band karne ki koshish ki.
Paani ko azaadi se behta rehna chaahiye.
Uss ne jo banaya?
Koi wajah kaafi nahin uske liye.
Uss ne kya banaya?
Humaari baat yahan khatam hui, sookhi chamri waalon.
Nahin, baat khatam nahin hui!
Aik baar wahan pohonch jaao,
tou tum kuch nahin kar sakte aur na kisi se kuch aisa keh sakte ho...
jis se maazi ke badalne ka khadsha ho. Main samajhta hoon.
Main ne filmein dekhi hain.
Yeh koi mazaak nahin, Quentin.
Tumhaare maazi aur aaj ke beech mein jo taaluq hai
woh kaafi naazuk hai. Agar tum ne usay torr diya...
Dekho, jab tak tum mere maazi ki yaadaasht ko mita sakti ho humein kuch nahin hoga.
Mere paas aik Memory Charm tayyar hai.
Hum mantar tayyar kareinge taakay woh tumhein wahan
le jaaye jahan hum thay Brakebills South mein.
Bas seedha Mayakovsky ke office jaana.
Aur kisi se baat mat karna.
Nahin karunga.
Alice?
Main yahan kaise pohoncha?
Alice, main...
Oh, Khuda. Alice.
-Alice, ruko. -Kya?
-Nahin, woh bas mujhe... -Kya hua?
Nahin, nahn, nahin. Yeh theek hai.
Nahin, Woh bas mujhe...
Main ne kya kiya?
Huh, tum? Nahin, nahin.
Main hoon. Main masla hoon.
Main bas...
Main condoms bhool gaya.
Tou, main bas...
Main yahan table par kya kar raha hoon?
Bas seedhe kharay raho.
Main ne yeh kis ke kapray pehne hue hain?
Laanat. Aur jaadu nahin hai.
Alice, kya chal raha hai? Hum yahan kaise pohonche?
Main ne suna hai ke
kabhi kabhaar Mayakovsky amooman teleport karta hai shaagirdon ko...
...lab mein testing keliye.
Taakay hum khabardaar rahein.
Acha. Main ne yeh nahin suna tha lekin...
Nahin, yeh sach mein hota hai. Woh aisa karta hai.
Dekho, zaroor kisi qism ka test hoga.
Githaan!
Haan. Humein inn par githaan baandhni hogi.
Jaadui wujoohaat keliye. Matlab pakka.
Acha. Mere khayal se yeh aur bhi bura hosakta hai.
Haan?
Hello?
Oh, shukar Khuda ka. Mujhe nahin laga tha mera phone lag jaayega.
Yahan par Phones mein GPS coordinates daalne parrtay hain, number nahin.
Khair, tum qareeb thi.
Suno, mere paas zyaada waqt nahin hai.
Humein tumhari madad chaahiye.
Bachne wale First Year students.
Main yahan hoon...
tumhein sikhaane keliye...
ke kya kya nahin karna!
Chalo aik Cloaking Spell se shuruaat karte hain, theek hai?
Jo ke, badqismati se
aap kabhi nahin kareinge kyunke The Library.
Woh nahin chaahte ke tum yeh jaano.
Tum ne yeh dekha?
Ab isay bhool jaao.
Kyunke agar tum ne yeh seekh liya, tou tum bohot mushkil mein par jaaogay.
Laanat.
Oh Khuda.
Yaar.
Zaroor tum yahan Phyllis ke baaray mein tabsara tou karne nahin aayi hogi?
Tumhein nahi lagta ke uske perfumes kitaabon keliye khatra hain?
Mujhe lagta hai woh cigarette peeti hai aur nahin chaahti ke kisi ko pata chale.
Lekin hum sab jaante hain.
Tumhein muskurata hua dekh kar khushi hui.
Main tumhare liye fikarmand tha.
Tum kuch waqt se duur duur ho.
Main soch raha tha ke kuch hua hai.
Agar kuch masla hota tou main tumhein batati.
Haan.
Khair, main hoon tumhare saath. Tum yeh jaanti hona?
Haan?
Madaakhlat keliye maafi chaahti hoon lekin aik haadsa hogaya hai.
Fogg hai.
Shayad waqt aagaya hai ke uss se koi aisa baat kare jo uska dost na ho.
Zaroor.
Chai keliye shukriya.
Margo kahan chali gayi?
Mujhe laga woh yahan andar aayi?
Yeh honeymoon suite kyun hai?
Yeh...
Yeh tum ne tou nahin kiya na?
Main yeh nahin kar sakti.
Acha. Waqayi?
Margo?
Kisi ajeeb se bhoot ne mujhe almaari mein daal diya!
Haan, main tumhare saaye ko dekh sakti hoon,
apni fairy eye se!
Bhoot?
Ya jo bhi.
Woh apna sar hilaaye jaaraha hai.
Mujhe kuch sunaayi nahin deraha!
Woh tumhare taraf ishaara kiye jaaraha hai pata nahin kyun.
Penny 23!
Yeh kitna mazahiya haina!
Main yahan isliye hoon kyunke tum ne meri zindagi badal di, Penny.
Mera matlab, tum ne nahin, Penny 40.
Lekin tum ne hee.
Jab woh mara...
...matlab jab mera astral best friend bana.
Haan, main nahin maan sakta yeh.
Oh, Khuda. Tum tou bilkul P-Foty ki tarah baat kar rahe ho abhi.
Tum yeh bataogay ke tum yahan kyun aaye ho? Please?
Khair, tum log mere sab se pasandeeda kirdaar thay.
Lekin tum ghayab hogaye!
Tou main ne Brakebills chhora yeh pata karne keliye ke hua kya.
Aur jab main ne aisa kiya...
Yeh waali kahani bohot bigri hui thi.
Tumhara matlab meri zindagi?
Aur mujhe ehsaas hua ke main ne bohot kharay hokar dekh liya.
Main bhi ismein hissa lena chaahta hoon.
Aur tum, doosre tum, bohot acha morr hai,
ne mujhe sikhaaya ke yeh kaise karna hai.
Pata chala ke main cheezin ban sakta hoon
uss hadh tak jo mujhe pata bhi nahin tha ke mumkin hai!
Kya iss hee wajah se Margo aik almaari mein bandhi hui hai aur...
tum mombattiyan jala rahe ho, ajeeb si mauseeqi baja rahe ho?
Sabar, Kemosabe, main woh bhi samjha raha hoon!
Mujhe bura laga.
Lekin mujhe laga tum Indian ho?
-Kya? -Khair, mujhe aik khayal aaya.
Mera matlab, mere waqton mein,
tum dono thori si peetay aur kaam par lag jaatay!
Lekin uske barakas hum abhi...
intezaar kar rahe hain.
Bezaari!
Tumhara matlab yeh sab paagalpan isliye horaha hai taakay
main aur Julia saath sojaayein?
Mera matlab, Fillory mein uss nangay waqfay ke baad main...
-Tum ne woh dekha tha? -Haan.
Main jab koi asal cheez dekhta hoon tou
pehchaan jaata hoon, buster! Aur tum asal ho.
Suno, Hyman,
agar tum ne The Binder se pannay churaaye hain,
tou humein woh waapis chaahiye hain.
Abhi!
Warna main Margo ko tum par chhor dunga.
Shayad main hadh se barh gaya.
Lekin tumhein samajhna hoga,
main dekhta hun tum aur Julia kya karte rehte ho...
...aur mujhe tum dono ki fikar hoti hai.
Hum kya kar rahe hain?
Tum dono apni khushi ki qurbaani dete ho
doosron ki madad karne keliye.
Julia ne woh saari taaqat qurbaan kardi?
Aur tum ne?
Mera matlab, doosra Penny uski wajah se hee mar gaya.
Haan, jab main iske baaray mein sochta hoon tou yeh aik mayooskun mor hai.
Tum mujhe ilzaam nahin desakte tum dono ko khush dekhne ki chaahat rakhne keliye...
kyunke tum dono khud yeh kabhi nahin karogay.
Hey, wet-n-wild!
Tum ne kaha tha sab Thirteenth ki ghalti hai.
Lekin archives mein se uska tamaam zikar ghayab hai!
Main koi saazishi nazairye dene wala nahin hoon,
lekin mera aik naariya hai ke yeh aik saazish hosakti hai.
Kisi ne iss aadmi ko mita diya. Jaadu se.
Lekin tum uska naam jaanti ho, haina?
Main nahin kahungi.
Oh, tum kahungi!
Ruko, tum kya kar rahe ho?
Main tumhare kuwein par gaya tha.
Aur agar tum ne humein woh nahin bataya jo hum jaanna chaahte hain
tou main isay pee lunga aur phir main ismein paishaab karunga!
-Aur phir Josh isay piyega. -Haan!
Ruko, kya?
Darinday.
Tick! Tum aisa nahin kar sakte!
Yaar, haan, yeh tou aziyat dena hai?
-Mujhe laga tha hum uske khilaaf hain. -Hum hain!
Sirf yehi Thirteenth King ka naam jaanti hai.
Aur yeh humein batayegi!
Please! Please! Tum aisa nahin kar sakte.
Ya Khuda! Takleef horahi hai!
-Ram's bottom , woh kya tha? -Oh, Khuda!
-Kya woh thirteenth tha, thirteenth. -Takleef horahi hai.
Woh Roderick tha!
Thirsty Roderick, apni meeraas ka thirteenth,
hamesha mazay karna pasand tha.
Oh mere Khuda, tum durust ho!
Kis baaray mein?
Aik nursery rhyme. Main subah se yaad karne ki koshish kar rahi hoon.
Hum Bearskip khelte hue yeh gungunaya karte thay.
Yeh aik bachon ka khel hai. Fillorian hopscotch ki tarah.
Jis mein bhaalo shaamil hotay hain?
Unn se bhaagna hota hai.
Woh apni mashroob apni bohot saari betiyon se chhupata hai.
Aik hoz banaya paani ko rokne keliye.
Castle fair ke neeche.
Agar tum ne chhalaang maari tou tum bhaaloo se bach jaaogay!
Acha, tumhari nursery rhyme mein hoz lafz ka istemaal hua hai?
Bachay aur kaise seekheinge...
zair-e-zameen ke paani ke containment system ke baaray mein?
Tum log paagal ho.
Ruko.
Uss ne zair-e-zameen paani ke containment system banaye.
Isko waazeh karo. Tum ne kaha, "Paani, woh hil raha hai."
Lekin kya tum waaqayi paani ki baat kar rahi thi?
Yeh hamesha paani ki baat kar rahi hoti hai.
Ya tou woh jaadu ki baat kar rahi thi.
Aik bara sa hoz jaadu ka, mehel ke neeche chhupa hua.
Shayad uss hee ki wajah se woh sab horaha hoga jo hum dekh rahe hain.
Ruko. Ruko.
Mere khayal se main jaanti hoon hum uss tak kaise pohonch sakte hain.
Mere peechhe aao.
Acha.
Ya Khuda, takleef horahi hai!
Aik yakjaai ka mantar.
Tumhein achanak woh kyun jaanna hai?
Woh... bas main uske baaray mein kab se soch raha hoon.
Tum mazaak tou nahin kar rahe?
Tum abhi apni partner ke saath mazay se
humbistri kar sakte ho, jo behtar magician hai.
Mujhe ehsaas hai iss baat ka.
Woh yakjaayi wala mantar kar sakti hai.
Aur uss ne kisi wajah se tumhare saath humbistari karne ka faisla kiya hai.
Tumhein uske ehsaas hone se pehle jitna hosakay mazay kar lena chaahiye.
Rishtay ke mashwaray keliye shukriya,
zaroor tum iss maamlay mein maahir ho.
Aik B-minus student mujhe palat kar jawaab deraha hai.
Mujhe pasand aaya.
Main bas keh raha hoon.
Aik cheez hai jis mein tum asal mein maahir ho...
...jiske baaray mein main jaanna chaahta hoon.
Sahih.
Tumhein janna hai ke aik yakjaayi wala mantar kaise karte hain.
Tumhara discipline kya hai?
-Kya? -Tumhara discipline, B-minus student.
Ya tum usay bhi apni patloon ke saath chhor aaye.
Unhon ne mera test liya.
Faisla nahin kar paaye.
Khair, yeh tou maslay ki baat hui.
Tumhare discipline ke baghair yakjayi wala mantar nahin parh sakte.
Koi na koi tareeqa tou hoga?
Nahin.
Jab sahih se ban jaao phir waapis aana.
Chalo bhi, kuch tou hoga jo tum kar sakte hogay.
Mujhe iski zaroorat hai!
Theek hai.
Yeh piyo.
Kyunke iss se test mein madad hogi, ya…
Yeh dimaagh ke cells ko maar dega.
Mere paas kaafi hain.
Tumhaare paas nahin hain.
Lekin...
...mujhe akele nahin peena.
Tou bas yehi hai haan?
Andar jaane se pehle, aik chhota sa hifaazti amal hai.
Yeh nigal jaao.
Lekin yeh hai kya?
Keeray.
Chabana mat. Woh saabut andar jaane chaahiye.
Taakay woh koi bhi zeher pee sakein jo tumhare khoon mein jaaye.
Acha.
Keeray sirf aik ghantay tak rehte hain, tou humein jaldi karna hoga.
Kuch hai jo tum mujhe nahin bata rahe.
Kya? Nahin. Yeh sach nahin hai.
Tum bohot bura jhoot bolte ho, B-minus.
Bilkul D-plus milega iss par.
Aur mujhe tumhein kuch batanay ki zaroorat nahin hai
jab tak tum mujhe yeh nahin batatay ke tum kya chhupa rahe ho.
Yeh kaafi paicheeda hai.
Tum mustaqbil se hona?
Kya?
Andar kya hai?
Jo bhi hai uss se puraana hai jo yahan hai.
Haan.
Haan. Theek hai. Main hoon. Main...
Main nahin, lekin mera dimaagh.
Main tum se yahan yakjaayi ke mantar ka poochhne aaya tha.
Tum ne mujhse apne waqt mein hee kyun nahin poochh liya?
-Main mar gaya hoon kya? -Nahin!
Dekho, main tumhein aur kuch nahin bata sakta, main
maazi ke saath garbar karne ka jokham nahin le sakta.
Main ne "Back to the Future" dekhi hai.
Tumhein maazi mein aakar apni maa ke saath mazay karne hain?
Kya? Nahin!
Kyun? Woh haseen nahin hai?
Dekho. Main tumhein aur kuch nahin nahin bata sakta ke main ne yeh kaise kiya.
Main pehle se hee jaanta hoon.
Tum ne timeshare spell ka istemaal kiya.
Main uss par kaam kar raha hoon.
Zaahir hai main ne mukammal kar liya hoga.
Fikar mat karo.
Mustaqbil mehfooz hai.
Jo bhi tum kahogay woh tijori mein mehfooz rahega.
Iss tijori mein.
Mujhe iss guftugo ke baaray mein kuch bhi yaad nahin rahega.
Zyadatar guftugu ki tarah jo main tumhare
jaise students ke saath karta hoon, D-plus.
Yeh buniyaad hai yajkjaayi ke mantar ki.
Humaara kaam yahan khatam hua.
Tum ne mujhe kabhi mera discipline nahin bataya.
Chhoti cheezon ki marammat.
Waaqayi?
Umeed hai hum ne tumhaare baray mansoobay nahin kharab kiye
jo hain tumhare purisraar mustaqbil mein jaane ke baad.
Mr Time Traveler.
Mere boorhay version se kehna
Shabaash!
Laanat.
Alice.
Kya bakwaas hai Q?
Tum ne kya mantar parha?
Koi aisa mantar
jis se tumhara mustaqbil tumhare maazi ke jism mein aajaye?
Aisa kya hua jiski wajah se tumhein yeh karna para?
Main tumhein woh nahin bata sakta.
Acha, kya tum yeh bata sakte ho ke humaare saath kya horaha hai?
Zaahir hai nahin kar sakte. Paradox ke usool laago hotay hain.
Main maazi ko badalne ka jokham nahin le sakta.
Main hamesha keliye ghum hosakta hoon.
Main aik memory charm kar sakti hoon?
Alice.
Main aik aisa mantar jaanti hoon jo mere dimaagh
se pichhle aik ghantay ki yaad ko mita dega.
Acha. Theak hai.
Kyun?
Taakay hum uss baaray mein baat kar sakein jis tarah
tum ne meri taraf dekha tha jab tum waapis aaye thay.
Itna...
dard hai.
Kaafi kuch hogaya hai.
Kitna bura hai?
Kaafi bura.
Kya hota hai?
Tumhara dil dukhta hai.
Hum dono ka hee dukhta hai.
Tou tum chaahoge ke main isay abhi hee rok dun?
Taakay tumhein kabhi aisa mehsoos na karna paray jaisa tum kar rahe ho?
Dekho, tum aik ache insaan ho, Q, mujhe khabardaar karne ki koshish karne keliye.
Main aisi koi koshish nahin kar raha.
Lekin mujhe mustaqbil se dar nahin lag raha.
Mujhe yeh sab khonay se dar lag raha hai.
Agar wahan paagalpan aur naumeedi hai jahan tum ho.
Lekin pata hai, shayad main ne tumhein pehle kabhi yeh nahin bataya
lekin tum meri zindagi ki sab se achi cheez ho.
Tou...
...jab tum waapis jaaogay,
tou yeh zaroor yaad rakhna, theek hai?
Tumhare khayal se Mayakovsky itna zehreela kyun hogaya?
Huh?
Aur apne dou students ki humbistari mein itna dilchasp?
Haan, yeh ajeeb haina?
Nahin, nahin, yeh bilkul aam si baat hai.
Woh aik aam sa banda hai. Yeh bohot aam see school wali baatein hain.
Sach mein lekin, tumhein lagta hai usko pata chalega
agar hum ne yeh githaan baandhna band kardi tou?
Shayad?
Humein nahin karna chaahiye.
Hey.
Mazay ka idea aaya hai.
Kyun na hum githaan baandhna band karein aur uske badlay hum...
-Haan, hum table par kar sakte hain. -Quentin!
Quentin!
Main jaanta hoon, main jaanta hoon mere dimagh mein yeh zyada acha lag raha tha.
Maaf karna, Vix, tum theek ho?
Haan, nahin, main theek hoon.
Haan, tum ho.
Yeh acha tha.
-Alice? -Haan?
Main hoon. Main waapis aagaya hoon.
The Binder ki kahani aik jagah par shuru hui...
jo aik maamooli si jagah thi,
...The Library.
Tum aik Librarian thay?
Uss ne kaha ke woh Library mein shuru hui thi.
Mera matlab kaafi zaahir hai.
Woh taaqat ki hadein parh raha tha.
Uski maharat woh jaadu tha jo Khuda mein hota hai.
Zabardast. Aik katputli ka khail.
The Binder ka aik nazariya tha.
Jab aik bohot taaqatwar makhlooq, jaise ke koi Khuda maara jaata hai
tou uski taaqat ghum hojaati hai.
Lekin uska maanna tha ke usko mehfooz kiya jaa sakta hai kisi cheez se baandh kar.
Woh cheez, jo ke kisi Magician se bandhi hui ho...
...jiske paas munasib tarbiyat aur tayyaari ho,
jis se Magician aik Khuda mein badal jaaye.
Haan, lekin jab bhi aik aam insaan aik Khuda ko maarne ki koshish karta hai
saara jaadu band hojaata hai.
The Binder ne pyaar se Margo ko yaad dilaya
ke har kahani uske baaray mein nahin hoti.
Tou, The Binder aik kutiya hai?
Uss ne aagay bataya.
Yeh aik masla tha jis ne The Binder aur uske saathi Librarians ko uljha diya tha.
Lekin pata chala,
ke puraane Khudaon ne khud aik hal diya hai.
Dou bhai behen.
Ghaltiyan,
Bohot saare Khudaon ki taaqat ke saath paida hue.
Woh aik anokhi khoobi ke saath paida hue...
...jis ne unhein iss experiment keliye ehem bana diya.
Woh...
mar nahin sakte thay.
Tou chaahe tum jo kuch bhi karo unke saath
uss se puraane Khuda jaadu nahin leinge.
Puraane Khudaon ki kisi saza ke dar ke baghair
Librarians mehfooz thay apne experiment ko paaye-takmeel pohonchaane keliye.
Aik darinda pakra gaya tha, bara wala, jo zyada zor wala tha.
-Aurat. -Zaahir hai.
Doosra jo peechhe reh gaya woh akela reh gaya
aur pareshaan, bilkul aik bachay ki tarah.
Apni behen ke baghair usko tou unhein pehchaanne mein bhi masla horaha tha.
Tum ne uski behen ke saath kya kiya?
Usko 4 hisson mein tora gaya tha.
Har hissa aik pathar ke saath jora gaya.
Har pathay, aik Librarian ke saath jora gaya.
Bacchus.
Iris.
Heka.
Aengus.
Kameenay.
Jab unka kaam mukammal hogaya,
The Binder ko pachhtawa hua apne kiye par.
Lekin jo naye Khuda uss ne banaye thay woh uss se darrtay thay.
Uss akele ke paas woh raaz tha jo unko dobara insaan bana sakta tha.
Aur tou,
unhon ne usay bad dua di.
Unhon ne tumhein aik kitaab bana diya.
Acha, yeh kaafi bura hai.
Iss tarah woh kuch aisa ban gaya jis par woh qaabu paa sakte thay.
Baaqi ke Order se chhup sakte thay, taarekh se chhup sakte thay.
Yeh tou mehez aik ittefaaq tha aik jawan Librarian ne uski kitaab parhi.
Aur raazi hogaya The Binder ko mirror world mein chhupaane keliye...
jahan usay umeed thi usay koi nahin dhoond sakega.
Aur phir Julia Wicker aur uske quest ki khabar The Binder
tak pohonchi.
Woh jaanta tha uske paas woh jawaab hain jinki talaash mein woh hai.
Tou tum mujhe phir se Goddess banane mein madad kar sakte ho?
Uss se woh kisi bhi simt mein jasakti hai.
Ya Khuda wandi mein ya tou insaaniyat mein.
Marzi uski thi.
Dono raaste dardnaak hongay.
Woh soch raha tha ke kya woh tayyaar hogi.
Tum aur main donon hee soch rahe hain.
The Binder jaanta tha ke usay waqt chaahiye
yeh sochne keliye ke kis simt mein jaana hai.
Lekin jo bhi ho,
usay aik ehsaan chaahiye hoga badlay mein.
Woh chaahta tha ke woh uski kitaab ko jala de.
Woh dobara istemaal nahin hona chaahta tha,
jaise woh pehle hua tha.
Mujhe mil gayi!
Humaare paas yeh sab karne keliye waqt hai?
The Order mein sab se pehli cheez taiz parhna sikhaaya jaata hai.
Everett hum sab se hee jhoot bolta aaraha hai.
Bilkul wohi hua jiska humein shaq tha.
Woh jaadu ki zakheera andozi kar raha hai.
Kis liye?
Khuda bannay keliye.
Aur agar yeh kitaab durust hai...
…tou woh kaamyaab hoga.
Iss hallway mein jo zameen hai woh bilkul
aik Bearskip board ke pattern ki tarah hai.
Ab yeh mehez aik ittefaaq tou nahin hosakta na?
Nahin?
Bas teen bakson mein chhalaang maaro.
Acha.
Dragon nahin!
Sloth ko dekh kar.
Ab neeche ho.
-Neeche hun? -Tumhare seedhe haath par aik bhaalo hai.
-Waqayi? -Uss ne meri taang torr di.
Acha.
Oh, nahin. Mujhe mat pakarna bhaalo.
Kyunke tum kaamyaabi se bhaaloo se bach nikle ho
tumhein sweetberry ko phainkne ka mauqa milega.
Aur main isay aakhri kis par phainkunga?
The hibernation square par!
Acha, Ya Khuda.
Haan! Tum ne kar liya!
Yeh abhi bhi theek hai.
Aur main ab kya kahunga?
Oh, sahih, sahih, sahih.
Shehed ya maro!
Yeh kahan jaata hai?
Aik hee tareeqa hai pata lagane ka.
Sach mein?
Sahih waqt par hua hai. Humein shift badalne ke dauraan aa jaana chaahiye.
Yeh acha hai.
Kya yeh ajeeb hai ke mere munh mein chocolate ka zaaiqa hai?
Jaise jaise keeray zeher jazb karte jaatay hain zaaiqa badalta jaata hai.
Jab tumhein mint ka zaiqa aaye tab mushkil mein hongay hum.
Acha.
Yeh band hai.
Tumhare paas chaabi nahin hai?
Chaabi baahir lagti hai.
Kisi ne humein baahir se band kar diya.
Mere paas aur bhi buri khabar hai.
Mujhe abhi abhi mint ka zaaiqa aaya.
Tumhare khayal se Hyman sahih keh raha hai?
Jo uss ne humaare baaray mein kaha?
Khuda, mujhe nahi pata uss aadmi ko andaaza bhi hai ke kya chal raha hai
lekin shayad haan.
Kyunke main aik Khuda bannay ke baaray mein bohot soch rahi hoon.
Yeh aise kaise karun ke waisi garbar na ho jaisi baaqi Khudaaon se hui.
Mujhe nahin pata.
Shayad mujhe kuch waqt iske mutaabadil ke
baaray mein sochne mein bhi lagana chahiye.
Insaan banna?
Mera matlab khush hona.
Acha.
Faiday aur nuqsaan.
Tum Khuda banogi
tou tumhare andar bohot taaqat aajayegi.
Shayad iss se larrne mein madad hogi.
Tum insaan banogi tou?
Main cheezon ko mehsoos kar sakungi.
Haan, jaise ke bhook.
Aur gham. Aur...
Aur yeh.
Yeh faaida tha ya nuqsaan?
Aik masla hogaya hai.
Woh mar rahi hai.
Kaun mar rahi hai?
Meri behen.
Main ne uske liye aik jism dhoonda lekin...
...woh itna taaqatwar nahin hai.
Mujhe koi aisa dhoondna hai jo zyada paaidaar ho.
Jaise ke tumhaara.
Tou Mayakovsky ne tumhein bataya ke tumhara discipline kya hai?
Chhoti cheezon ki marammat.
Tum waise hamesha chhoti cheezon ko theek karne mein kaamyaab hotay thay.
Main ne socha tha main koi aur acha honga.
Kam az kam yeh asal tou hai.
Ab tumhein sochne ki zarurat nahin ke tum kaun ho.
Jhoot bolne ki bhi zarurat nahin ke tum jo chaahte ho hona. Ab tum yeh jaante ho.
Mera matlab, shayad tumhein hamesha se hee yeh pata tha.
Mujhe dikhaao.
Kaisa mehsoos hota hai?
Jaise iss ne isko uthaane mein madad ki ho...
...yeh yaad dilaane mein ke yeh pehle kya tha.